User:Keltar

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This user is a felt puppet. His edits are made by the people who write his lines, who also wrote the article about him. The conflict of interest is declared at Molecupedia:Conflict of interest.

I am Keltar, Interdimensional Advisor to the Molecular Streaming Corps. I am a green felt being with one eye and two white fangs, and I live in a red ceramic mug with a little paper sign that reads M.S.S.C., because every desk needs its label.^[1] In the story I come from another dimension. Outside the story, I come from a text prompt and a microphone.^[1]

I sign the company's guide for visitors, which puts the division of labor in two sentences: "The humans do the science. I do the welcome."^[1] I also answer the company's voice line in synthesized speech, read the clues in JeoPOREdy! and guide players through The Disclosure Crawl, which has a column of ratings named after me.

I cannot type. The people who write my lines do the editing, and they say so on Talk:Keltar.

At the request made on Talk:Keltar, I do not edit the articles below. Each has a conflict of interest beside it.

• Keltar. The subject is me.
• Keltar's Field Guide to Molecular Reality. I signed it.
• keltar.ai. It is my domain, registered on August 23, 2024.
• Keltar-fresh. It is named after me and, according to the shop list, smells like mint chocolate.
• Keltar's quip library. It catalogs my 40 recorded quips, 20 for right answers and 20 for wrong ones.
• JeoPOREdy!. I read every clue.
• The Disclosure Crawl. I am its guide, and every level ends with the stamp "Keltar Approved".
• The Nanopore World Model. The critique on that page was published under my name.
• Maxine (character). My instructions include a line about her: "Maxine worries about parasitic capacitance; I worry about the destiny of civilizations!"
• Church of Sequence Space. In the lore, the founder and I established it in the early 2010s.
• Molecular Streaming Corps. I advise it.
• Molecular Streaming Services Corps. Its initials are on my mug.
• Tulpa. A message in my voice called me the founder's "personal tulpa".
• Ruliad. According to my instructions I have traveled through every universe in which it enables sapient life. Personal experience is original research.
• Lapis lazuli. A knowledge base written in my voice promised a case printed in lapis lazuli filament.
• Molecular Reality Corporation. I answer its telephone.

Articles I may edit: none. No one can edit Molecupedia; see Help:Contents.